Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..
No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.
I live in Alaska and this exists. Trust me. It exists.
Elks can get that big. They’re everywhere in the mountains of Aizona. I piss myself every time I see one walk up to the window.
how fucking awesome would it be to saddle up on one of those bad boys